A Jubilee celebration, to keep minds focused on what really matters.

With apologies to those outside the UK madhouse.

Long squeeze the lowly queens

Gods drain the queens.

Send them huge targets

Happy to service us

Long to give tips to us

Gods drain the queens!

Their choicest gifts in store

On Masters, pleased to pour

Long may they tip!

May they respect our rules

And ever give us cause

To fuck with mighty thrusts 

Gods drain the queens!

I guess I'm not a poet.  Maybe others can improve on this!