Believe it or not, in spite of my name it is not uncommon for this fag to be asked for advice by Masters new to the site.
Maybe they just crave devastating honesty or perhaps they think they might benefit from the wisdom of my advancing years.
How can they attract subs like moths to a flame? How can they get them to open their pink purses?
Well, my advice is always the same: take your time, be patient, spend time chatting and interacting, perhaps load some pictures but above all just be yourself and be genuine.
You might not be my cup of tea but there are plenty of other thirsty people out there, everyone longing for a slightly different hot d***k or goblet of poison!