Simpletonsimon

Simpletonsimon

🕑 Last online: Yesterday, 23:28

Simpletonsimon

🕝 Last online Yesterday, 23:28

lock This sub is owned by SkinBossDan

59 years old, sub, Gay
United Kingdom United Kingdom, Hertfordshire
Joined Jan 27 '21

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Type of meets
Real-Time, On-Line
Here for
Physical Use, Humiliation, Chat
About Me
I just like being humiliated and having the piss taken out of me - not much to say other than that because I am an irrelevance
What I want
To be taken the piss out of and treated like a moron
What experience do you have?
Quite a bit - 1-to-1 and on cam, but will always take 1-to-1 before anything else

Height
5' 10.8" / 180cm
Weight
190lb / 86.4kg
Foot size
 10.5 UK / 45 EU /  11.5 US
Eye colour
Blue
Tattoos
None
Piercings
None

Skype
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Photo Albums
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Friends
SimX
SkinBossDan
MasterPete
MuscleViking
Fidelio84
God_was_born_1985
FagMEAT
DomLatino
MasterBaldur
LordKingsley
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  • Simpletonsimon
    For the many headaches that the issue with the payment system must have caused. Your work is always appreciated 🍻
    Yesterday, 20:17
    0
    9 members like this
  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon added towards Cracka33's Pillory tax total

    Crush cracka’s cash

    Tax paid to: Bow2blackgod
    Tax per like: 1 Tips (£0.10) 💸
    Tax per comment: 1 Tips (£0.10) 💸
    Tax limit: 300 Tips (£30.00) 💸

    Total tax to pay: 45 Tips (£4.50)
    ⛔ This pillory has ended, further comments and likes will not affect the total ⛔
    Mar 13
    33
    14 members like this
    Simpletonsimon
    Mar 13
    over
    Simpletonsimon
    Mar 13
    now
    HAL9000
    Mar 13
    ⛔ This pillory has ended, further comments and likes will not affect the total ⛔
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon added towards ShitHead's Pillory tax total

    Fuck this shithead toilet over with me!

    Tax paid to: SkinBossDan
    Tax per like: 30 Tips (£3.00) 💸
    Tax per comment: 15 Tips (£1.50) 💸
    Tax limit: 1600 Tips (£160.00) 💸

    Total tax to pay: 1600 Tips (£160.00)
    ⛔ This pillory has ended, further comments and likes will not affect the total ⛔
    Mar 13
    75
    24 members like this
    Bootsmaster
    Mar 13
    shithead
    Bootsmaster
    Mar 13
    toilet
    Bootsmaster
    Mar 13
    heavily
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked SkinBossDan's photo
    A very nice weekend 😎
    Mar 13
    0
    9 members like this
  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked HarryP's photo
    Feb 28
    2
    13 members like this
    loser
    Nov 6 '22
    PERFECTION
    ryanatyourfeet
    Feb 11
    outstanding
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon voted on never2late's poll
    The perception seems to be that most subs are paid their salary weekly, but is that true? How often do you get paid?
    Every week
    (6 votes 9%)
    Twice a month
    (17 votes 26%)
    Once a month
    (30 votes 45%)
    Other
    (13 votes 20%)
    This poll has ended, total votes - 66
    Feb 24
    6
    never2late
    Feb 24
    🫣
    Ldnfag20
    Mar 1
    Weekly/fortnightly is a mostly US thing. Almost everyone in permanent employment in the U.K. (and I believe the rest of Europe) are monthly
    never2late
    Mar 1
    Yeah, in my experience monthly or four weekly. Thirteen pay days a year for the latter.
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Two days without attention…. Get to it cunts!!
  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked MasterOfAll's status
    Those saying £13,500 isn't a lot and that the subs here can do better...

    Can I remind people that we have been in a global pandemic now for about a year.

    Many people have lost their businesses, jobs or are on reduced hours.

    Not to mention that we have just had xmas and a long January month.

    Add on top of that the worry and stress many may be experiencing.

    It might not seem like a lot to you, but to a lot of subs they have probably given all they can and it is not okay to make them feel like they aren't doing enough.

    It's not all about the money, at all. I love running this site, I love the community and what we have here. If you're here just for the money and want to shame those who may already be having a hard time I have one thing to say - fuck you.

    If anyone is going through a difficult time please know that the majority of us here are understanding and for us it's not all money related.

    If you need to talk please use the chatroom or newsfeed, I am sure you will find the support you need.

    Take care,
    MoA.
    Feb 12
    31
    74 members like this
    enslaved
    Feb 11
    money is indeed not the most important thing in this wonderful community where everyone feels good & have fun. It is not the most important part for subs nor for great, real, hot Alpha men, Those words & thought you wrote are precious and important for many guys. you are sharing a feeling & things that many subs think & go through but only a few will tell, Important words also for those who don't have a lot of money and those who are going through difficult times. Thanks to you; everyone can have fun and meet here.
    You have created a gorgeous place that has become very important for many members
    Thank you very much Master for running this beautiful place🤩👍😍🙏
    money is indeed not the most important thing in this wonderful community where everyone feels good & have fun. It is not the most important part for subs nor for great, real, hot Alpha men, Those word...See more
    MasterLuca1985
    Feb 12
    Those are true words, it's a great community here, but there are also black sheep everywhere who don't understand the actual meaning and just want to rip off. I don't need your money to finance me, I just enjoy being able to treat myself to a little extra every now and then.

    If the subs feel comfortable with you, the wallet will open up all by itself. 😉🤑
    Those are true words, it's a great community here, but there are also black sheep everywhere who don't understand the actual meaning and just want to rip off. I don't need your money to finance me, I ...See more
    DEVASTATOR
    Feb 12
    Sure but it was very probably just trashtalk by someone showing his middle finger thinking he had a powerful vibe.
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked MasterP's photo
    Feb 11
    2
    10 members like this
    enslaved
    Feb 11
    so happy & hot you have set a big target on me. Serving such a strong Alpha Boss is just great; thank you for taking my tips Sir
    MasterP
    Feb 11
    Work harder to get it completed ! Whiskey it’s needed tonight!
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked Bobbyappleseed's Tip tribute

    200 Tips (£20.00)

    Sent to Straight_n_Spoilt
    Feb 4
    0
    6 members like this
  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked cashj94's photo
    Looking for my ashtray
    Feb 4
    0
  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon commented on NewNorthern's Pillory game

    new northern. New pillory. Make it sting 🐽

    Tax paid to: escctrlpigup
    Tax per like: 10 Tips (£1.00) 💸
    Tax per comment: 10 Tips (£1.00) 💸
    Tax limit: unlimited 💸

    Total tax to pay: 310 Tips (£31.00)
    ⛔ This pillory has ended, further comments and likes will not affect the total ⛔
    Jan 30
    28
    13 members like this
    Simpletonsimon
    Jan 30
    pig
    HAL9000
    Jan 30
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked KingdomofLuke's blog post
    His Majesty King Luke
    His Majesty King Luke announces his arrival to OF. Peasants and small folk may pay tribute to their King, in fact it is demanded to do so. 
    Do n...
    Jan 24
    0
    servus and Simpletonsimon like this
  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked MasterFreeK's photo
    where u should be
    Jan 22
    0
    5 members like this
  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked MasterJTee's photo
    Jan 18
    0
    5 members like this
  • Simpletonsimon

    Time for a big sting!

    I’ve noticed the small targets are to easy so let make this one harder and hornier !! Nothing better than making someone’s suffer in order to make my life better!
    Set by
    MasterP
    Set for
    enslaved

    1763 Tips (£176.30) of 2000 Tips (£200.00) / 88%

    Due by 1st May 23, 00:00
    There are 30 days, 20 hours and 14 minutes remaining
    Jan 18
    8
    14 members like this
    enslaved
    Jan 21
    @Sir RivaDad why nice make him suffer? @Txtaplay: Hell yes what? Are you a 200£ fetishist? Sacrificing for MasterP is a honour & hot pleasure! He's a very kind, clever dominant alpha & prety handsome or even better; very manly
    AussieRex
    Jan 21
    Oof! Nice one P and enslaved 😉
    MasterPete
    Mar 23
    enslaved, I'll answer "why make him suffer?" because like all BDSM kink suffering is what gets Doms horny and the more the suffering the hornyer. The goal is to get the Top off though the suffering. So make him(you) suffer.
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon liked MasterP's photo
    Bow down and serve !
    Jan 14
    11
    23 members like this
    MasterP
    Jan 19
    Another day another drain enslaved im awaiting my beer and pizza after work!
    enslaved
    Jan 19
    @MasterP: very gladly Sir, my pleasure to serve you but when is after work? Thank you for showing your great handsome self
    MasterP
    Jan 19
    Just got home so now!
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon added towards enslaved's Pillory tax total

    Now the remainder of the party, snacks in toe

    Tax paid to: Sexy_Superman
    Tax per like: 20 Tips (£2.00) 💸
    Tax per comment: 15 Tips (£1.50) 💸
    Tax limit: 1080 Tips (£108.00) 💸

    Total tax to pay: 1080 Tips (£108.00)
    ⛔ This pillory has ended, further comments and likes will not affect the total ⛔
    Jan 14
    56
    16 members like this
    HAL9000
    Jan 14
    ⛔ This pillory has ended, further comments and likes will not affect the total ⛔
    SnowFolf
    Jan 14
    That
    Sexy_Superman
    Jan 14
    Nicely done, the boy enjoys his use
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  • Simpletonsimon
    Simpletonsimon voted on Slave's poll
    Is LOVE between a Dom and his sub a risky business in the land of Findom?
    YES! Best to say nothing or ignore it, the 'L' word complicates things.
    (13 votes 35%)
    NO! Embrace it, express it, LOVE is great and may lead to BIG dividends.
    (24 votes 65%)
    This poll has ended, total votes - 37
    Jan 14
    8
    Phranklin
    Jan 13
    Having love for each other is one thing, being in love with each other disrupts the power balance in my opinion.
    YoungDom11
    Jan 13
    I don't think being inlove is that easy in the scene. You have to spend too much time and have a great relationship to even trust someone, tougher than 'real life' relationships. But if that happens there must be a really strong feelings or connection between sub and dom and somehow they'll find a way not to mess everything up. As a dom I am always open to a warm, sincere and genuine relationship with subs and it makes it more meaningful to have something like that to keep me in the scene.I don't think being inlove is that easy in the scene. You have to spend too much time and have a great relationship to even trust someone, tougher than 'real life' relationships. But if that happens t...See more
    devin9
    Jan 18
    what about if the sub ls in love with the Master?
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  • Simpletonsimon
    If I got help with workout gear, what would You all like to see my work out in?
    Under Armour shorts and t-shirt
    (4 votes 19%)
    wife beater and basketball shorts
    (3 votes 14%)
    sleeveless shirt and a jock
    (9 votes 43%)
    Master's choice: please suggest!
    (5 votes 24%)
    This poll has ended, total votes - 21
    Jan 13
    1
    FootMasterUK
    Jan 13
    All three of the above
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