A coffee for you Sir.

Your coffee Sir.

Thank you for setting me an unusual, cruel and demeaning task Sir.

A coffee for the start of your week Sir.

It is now one full month since you accepted this less than worthless piece of scum into your stable Sir. Thank you for all your time, patience, guidance and lessons and sorry for my many failings and the trouble I've caused you Sir. I will strive my hardest to be a better fag over the coming months although I fear I may be an imperfect fag with irremediable faults Sir.

A d***k Sir to mark the first full month since this worthless fucked-up useless fat cunt had its last d***k Sir.

Your coffee Sir.

Your coffee Sir.

Happy Birthday Sir!

In anticipation Sir